Uncivil Discourse #2: This is Triller, Triller Night

 Have you ever been caught watching...'specialist' pornography? Not the common and garden, front page of PornHub variety, I mean something really niche; the kind of stuff you'd only get from a certain kind of grubby video stockist back in the day. Even then it'd be under the counter, away from public view and likely involving any number of large vegetables, ball-gags and a willing farmyard animal. That's sort of how I felt watching Evander Holyfield 'box' Vitor Belfort last night. 

Uncivil Discourse #1: UFC Las Liverpool

 Saturday night was the first time in a long time that I've genuinely enjoyed just being an MMA fan. Granted not so much recently, but in normal times I spend many a Saturday night calling fights. Don't get me wrong, it's the best seat in the house; but as Norega said on Cypress Hill's Rock Superstar, "It's a fun job, but its still a job". Professionalism is a bore, but we do what we must in pursuit of that filthy lucre. 

So it was a welcome change to kick back in front of some fights I was truly invested in, crack a couple of ludicrous cans and almost flip half my living room furniture when Paddy Pimblett got his first UFC win. Here are some hastily cobbled-together thoughts on UFC Las Liverpool, if you fancy...